I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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