no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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