Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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