Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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