If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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