I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
