So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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