We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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