I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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