left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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