I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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