Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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