it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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