The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There r osticjed everywhere
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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