I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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