I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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