You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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