I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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