Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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