Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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