How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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