If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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