well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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