Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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