my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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