Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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