I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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