PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
