We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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