I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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