I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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