That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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