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(443): View more from Maryland

a queef is a wish your heart makes.

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(760): View more from California

oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year

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(703): View more from Virginia

I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

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(503): View more from Oregon

I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.

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(425): View more from Washington

Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.

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(305): View more from Florida

He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?

(305): View more from Florida

Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.

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