Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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