I like to think it a success when the cops are called
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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