I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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