he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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