I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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