What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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