im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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