The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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