Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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