Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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