Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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