his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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