quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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