You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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