It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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