she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
