drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Naked. naked and bneed help.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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