Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I need help removing her.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
