Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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