I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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