You're so nebulous sometimes
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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