never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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