I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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