can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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