either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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